Hey guys, later I’ll be posting the Boiling Water Challenge to raise awareness for college debt. You’ll have 24 hours to pour boiling water on your face and donate $10 to my college loans, or deny the challenge and donate $100 to my college loans. Make sure to challenge lots of your friends!
- (via icanrelateto)
Also sitting naked on my couch eating pizza waiting on my clothes to be done washing so I can throw them in the dryer and hop in the shower then finish packing for this weekend wedding get away that I’m a bridesmaid in and really don’t want to go to because I’m the only single person out of the entire wedding party and will be staying in a cabin with 6 other couples please halp.
- Ally Carter, Don’t Judge a Girl by Her Cover (via quoted-books)
Explaining to a cat why they will not like the food you’re eating is pointless. Like, sure, come waltzing over with your nose in the air smelling my white pizza but as soon as I give you a piece you’re not gonna eat it. So what happens? You give ‘em a piece and they don’t eat it. Like, I told you so man.
- (via fukcx)
There is no Medicine on the television. So turn it off and turn yourself around
You remember too much,
my mother said to me recently.
Why hold onto all that?
And I said,
Where do I put it down?
- Anne Carson, from “The Glass Essay” (via vrban)
Never was much of a romantic
I could never take the intimacy
And I know I did damage
Cause the look in your eyes is killing me
I guess you’ve got another advantage
Cause you could blame me for everything
And I don’t know how I’ma manage
If one day you just up and leave