Jesus Christ, girl. What are people gonna think?

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ideokinesis:

Hey guys, later I’ll be posting the Boiling Water Challenge to raise awareness for college debt. You’ll have 24 hours to pour boiling water on your face and donate $10 to my college loans, or deny the challenge and donate $100 to my college loans. Make sure to challenge lots of your friends!

(via barbellprincess)

"I always think of you before I fall asleep. The words you said. The things we laughed about, and the silent moments we shared."

- (via icanrelateto)

(via xpart-time-dreamerx)

Also sitting naked on my couch eating pizza waiting on my clothes to be done washing so I can throw them in the dryer and hop in the shower then finish packing for this weekend wedding get away that I’m a bridesmaid in and really don’t want to go to because I’m the only single person out of the entire wedding party and will be staying in a cabin with 6 other couples please halp.

cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

"I thought about how there are two types of secrets: the kind you want to keep in, and the kind you don’t dare to let out."

- Ally Carter, Don’t Judge a Girl by Her Cover (via quoted-books)

(via obliviouslove)

Explaining to a cat why they will not like the food you’re eating is pointless. Like, sure, come waltzing over with your nose in the air smelling my white pizza but as soon as I give you a piece you’re not gonna eat it. So what happens? You give ‘em a piece and they don’t eat it. Like, I told you so man.

"If you show me you don’t give a fuck, I’ll show you that I’m better at it."

- (via fukcx)

(Source: crazed-individual, via you-can-fuck-the-fuck-off)

notpilots:

not my picture just my edit

embrace-your-earth:

There is no Medicine on the television. So turn it off and turn yourself around

(via villarrr)

"

You remember too much,

my mother said to me recently.

Why hold onto all that?

And I said,

Where do I put it down?

"

- Anne Carson, from “The Glass Essay” (via vrban)

(via holdonto-everything)

svveden:

thanks elevators for bringing me up when i was down

(via barbellprincess)

clusterphoque:

I CAN’T FUCKING STOP LAUGHING

Never was much of a romantic
I could never take the intimacy
And I know I did damage
Cause the look in your eyes is killing me
I guess you’ve got another advantage
Cause you could blame me for everything
And I don’t know how I’ma manage
If one day you just up and leave

(Source: hausofbhd, via kmackensey)